A man flashed three nuns
Two had a stroke.
The third didn’t even touch it.
From a women’s prison guard
Why should you never tell secrets on a farm?
Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.
How is a man like a snowstorm?
You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.
Things goldfish will do…
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says “You man the guns, I’ll drive.
Introducing Summer Art Fridays
For our first weekly highlight from our Summer Fridays collaboration with ARTINFO, we chose the work of Pat Falco, an illustrator whose art combines a dry sense of humor with quirky, empathy-inspiring sketches. Falco submitted the sketch above, and we asked him to answer a few questions about the piece and his work as a whole.
Describe the piece you submitted to Summer Fridays.
“Note to Self” is part of series of notes I did, mostly poking fun at myself (and anyone that relates to me). It was a pretty simple idea just based around over-thinking the most instinctive motions because there are intimidating people around — in this case, pretty girls.
This is great.
Did you say “Tank”?
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, “you drive, and I’ll man the turret.”
Parrots
A lady has two female parrots. All they know how to do is say “Hello, we’re prostitutes.” The lady doesn’t know what to do about this, until one day she goes to a priest. She tells the priest about the problem. The priest says, “Bring them to my office, and I’ll have my two male parrots teach them how to pray. All my two parrots do is pray and read the bible.”
So the next day, the lady brings her parrots to the priest’s office, and puts them in the cage with the priest’s two parrots, who are praying. The two female parrots say, “Hi, we’re prostitutes.” And the male parrots say, “Thank God, our prayers have been answered!”
On musical birds from Music Fan
A man brought two canaries to his fiance. She asked him “How come the first canary is singing all the time and the other one is silent?”.
On artists and lightbulbs from Kathryn M.
Question: How many artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
JOKE BY SHELDON COOPER (BIG BANG THEORY)
1st Joke by email
I got my first joke by email! Yeah! We’re off and running! You too can submit a joke by sending one to humorxproject@gmail.com
The HumoRx Project
This work in progress by artist Jenny Walton that explores the relationship between healing and humor and will result in an experiential installation in the near future. I will post a few here as they start to come in from Artomatic in Washington, DC my current on-site Research and Development space.
You can contribute in 2 ways:
Step 1 pick a joke that makes YOU laugh
Step 2 tell yourself the joke
Step 3 call or text 571-30LAUGH (571-305-2844)
Step 4 tell the joke to me
Step 1 pick a joke that makes YOU laugh
Step 2 type yourself the joke
Step 3 email the joke to HumoRxProject@gmail.com
Step 4 send the joke to me
Your participation through joke telling is highly suggested and greatly appreciated as the project develops. Thank you for contributing to this exciting new art project.
